Cripple Creek
Hey, GI got a gal at the Chead of the Gcreek,
Goin' up to see her about Dtwo times a Gweek.
Kiss her on the mouth, Csweet as any Gwine,
Wrap herself around me like a Dsweet potato Gvine.
GGoin up Cripple Creek, Cgoin on a Grun,
goin up Cripple Creek to Dhave a little Gfun.
Goin up Cripple Creek, Cgoin in a Gwhirl,
goin up Cripple Creek to Dsee my Ggirl.
Now the girls up Cripple Creek, about half-grown,
jump on a boy like a dog on a bone.
Roll my britches up to my knees,
wade ol Cripple Creek whenever I please.
Now, Cripple Creek's wide and Cripple Creek's deep,
wade old Cripple Creek before I sleep.
Hills are steep and the roads are muddy,
and I'm so dizzy that I can't stand steady