Cripple Creek
Hey, DI got a gal at the Ghead of the Dcreek,
Goin' up to see her about Atwo times a Dweek.
Kiss her on the mouth, Gsweet as any Dwine,
Wrap herself around me like a Asweet potato Dvine.
DGoin up Cripple Creek, Ggoin on a Drun,
goin up Cripple Creek to Ahave a little Dfun.
Goin up Cripple Creek, Ggoin in a Dwhirl,
goin up Cripple Creek to Asee my Dgirl.
Now the girls up Cripple Creek, about half-grown,
jump on a boy like a dog on a bone.
Roll my britches up to my knees,
wade ol Cripple Creek whenever I please.
Now, Cripple Creek's wide and Cripple Creek's deep,
wade old Cripple Creek before I sleep.
Hills are steep and the roads are muddy,
and I'm so dizzy that I can't stand steady